As you loyal readers already know, Elle and recently took a trip to Hawaii. What you don't know is that I used that trip to train for Sylar's Bachelor, a new reality show that just premiered at the Burnt Toast Diner blog. You see, as my sweetie and I were touring active volcanoes and scuba diving, I used those as an opportunity to prepare for challenges. I'm going to play to win. 
I wonder if I could be kicked off the show if Elle and I continue to date while Sylar's Bachelor is running, like what happened to that guy and girl on Tila Tequila...
What? Elle and I watched it at the hotel while we raided the mini-bar. For educational purposes.
