Burnt Poetry

I want everyone to vote for my poem in the Burnt Toast Diner poetry contest, because it's the only poem not written by a robot.

How did I learn to be such a good poet? It's simple--I nearly failed English class twice. Those stupid robots didn't get my free alien spirit and would take points away from my epic, free form poems. But after awhile I learned enough styles of poetry and threatened to beam my teachers back to my home planet enough times that my grades got better.

So, please check out a work of poetic genius that will blow your pathetic robot minds.